For some, looks matter more than anything. And among the most vain, there is a subset that also requires a certain coddling. These folks function under the misguided notion that good looks demand regal treatment.

So it goes with tonight's defendant.

No part of her ensemble indicates shortcuts. The patches on her jeans form perfect constellations across her legs, while the bright orange shirt matches her hair and socks.

The woman spent the morning at a salon getting her coif tended to — and it showed. However, when it came time for money to change hands, she opted against it.

She told the cops at the scene, "He was rude. I'm not paying him."

Then, regarding the officers themselves, she said: "What? You gonna arrest me now?"

Their answer came in the form of shiny silver bracelets — one for each wrist.